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Westland 

Another random suburb of Detroit where teens run rampid doing drugs and tons of property damage. 99% of the population of Westland are faggots, full of poser-juggalos, wanna-be northville preps and so forth. There are very few "original" kids there, as in they are who they are, they don't give a fuck and know what the deal is.

This is as accurate as it gets folks.
poser: im a juggalo, ill cut your head like a chicken and dump faygo in it

normal guy: suck my dick, you live in westland.
Westland by ph1rekiller January 8, 2010

westland 

westland is a school filled with REALLY sketchy SCARY people....they are very clique..and the "ghetto" group (filled with whites and asians and some blak and hispanics) all have sex before 9th grade.... they all carry knifes and such.. the preps.. think they are gangsta and are cool but reality is..they arent.....
prep-im so hot its crazy
ghetto- if ur so hot then lets have sex
ghetto#2- i will cut you if you have sex with her first
prep-im so hot that we can have a 3 some
westland by urmom February 18, 2005

westland 

Yeah WESTLAND!!!

don't step to westland, motherfuckers
st. albans kid: who the fuck are you? what skool did you go to?

westland kid: WESTLAND BIATCH

and then he fucking caps the shit out of him.
westland by westland kid May 4, 2005

Westland 

The western part of Hartford, Connecticut. Its a lot safer than the other parts of Hartford and is home to the Connecticut Governors mansion, other random mansions, and burglars.
I was in westland and I saw hella mansions!
Westland by 8dead January 21, 2011

westland 

really cool skool! so much fun there. so awsome, but way to much homework. and some terrible teachers. but other wise, it's the best!
teacher 1: okay, so you have to write 5 pages about the civil war by tomorrow because you talk to much!
teacher 2: what are you saying, let them have fun, there's a dance tonight!
westland by prep April 9, 2005

westland 

westland kids are shits who try to be like pyle kids. the guys are hot but the girls are straight up wannabe hoes. they think everyone likes me but they are super weird and ugly and no joke copy everything pyle kids do
any other school ever:
westland girls: omg i hu w three guys last night and i wore the same shirt a pyle girl has
westland by 12479283 October 20, 2019