Kallan 

The Second most awesome guy in the world.
Someone who has accumulated great Wealth is also known as being Kallan.
For further info, definitions are similar to those found under the heading "Chuck Norris"

"Man you're the coolest guy i know" "yeah Im Kallan

Kallan by Simon Graye June 20, 2008

Kallan 

A big man with a horse cock, gets all the ladies. Just a top notch guy tbh

Kallan is epic

Kallan by Bigbitchbarry March 28, 2021

Kallan 

A GIRL who is very nice and can help anyone out when needed. She is sensitive at times but stays strong. Very smart and will make a great girlfriend and really cute.

Kallan is great

Kallan by Patrickrunning550 June 10, 2019

Kallan 

Just a massive fucking bitch

“Did you see the way she just looked at me?!”

“Duh, she’s called Kallan”

Kallan by beefbuff October 15, 2019

Kallan 

Kallan has a “magic” effect that makes people like her. She is beautiful on the outside and something that more often is not found than is… beautiful on the inside as well. She’s someone who truly lives for nothing other than helping others, regardless of the impact it might have on herself. So much so, that people do not understand her and have a wrong impression or idea of her.

Kallan needs Kallan

Kallan by A no ny mo us June 13, 2022

kallan 

taking away the love of my life kallan is a girl stealer

dude my girl wont hang out with me

bro shes with kallan
of course ugh fuck him

kallan by mr smooth talker (no rizz) May 3, 2023

Kallan 

Kallan is the type of boy to light up any room he walks in. He’s also very sassy and has the attitude of his gf. He pops off all the time but it’s hilarious. He is the sweetest boy on the planet and loves hard. He loves to talk sh*t with his fav person. (His gf) People often take him for granted. He’s the funniest person in the world and deserves more then he bargains for.

I think everyone needs someone like Kallan to brighten their lives.

Kallan by rm.27 December 17, 2023