Lip balm 

The cure to opioids and no one can tell me different.

Lip balm is made in heaven

Lip balm by Smallpp69 January 7, 2020

Lip Balm 

The most amazing sensation on your crusty lips.

- your local lip balm

person 1: ay yo, you got any lip balm

person 2: yeah, for your crusty ass lips

Lip Balm by Crusty ass lips December 17, 2019

Lip Balm 

a confused little boy who doesn't jerk off but fancies watching his fathers jerk off and poop on eachother.

boy1: dude sick! are your dads in there having sex??
boy2: yeahhh dudee wanna be a lip balm and watch??
boy1: only if i can join.

Lip Balm by meowmixpleasedeliver January 25, 2010

Lip Balm 

gel used on your vagina for itch relief

I was feeling uncomfortable, so I bought some lip balm to stop the itching.

Lip Balm by Man Nuts January 24, 2009

lip balm 

When someone says something to another person (or group of persons) that, for one reason or another, does not illicit a response. (This phrase was created amongst a group of friends attending Lewis College, Illinois, in the early 1970's, when one of them picked up a tube of ointment labeled LIP BALM, and said to the group, "Whose lip balm is this?" When no one acknowledged that he had even spoken, the person repeated the phrase, "Lip balm... lip balm...")

When I gave my opinion to the discussion group about the latest Tom Hanks movie, everyone completely lip balmed me!

lip balm by Bill Telfer September 11, 2005

lip balm 

A Japanese person.

"You're lip balm, right?"

lip balm by realbunny October 3, 2022

Ran out of lip balm 

i want to die

I've just ran out of lip balm

Ran out of lip balm by eli hshshs March 13, 2022