Lobsterism 

A religion based entirely on lobsters. Our god is a lobster. We worship them. We respect them. We look up to them. And most importantly we don't eat them.

Guy 1: Hey, I'd like to introduce you to my religion.
Guy 2: Hmm, well what is it?
Guy 1: Ever heard of Lobsterism?
Guy 2: Will you be the Red to my Lobster?

Lobsterism by LobsterLover68 October 2, 2019

Lobsterism 

1. A school of philosophy encompassing the works of the Canadian author and psychologist Jordan B. Peterson. The tenants for which can be found in the reference material "12 Rules For Life: An Antidote To Chaos".

2. To be dangerous, yet virtuous, as there is no morality being harmless.

"For such a potentially intimidating man, I don't know anyone as noble and courageous as Jeff. That's true lobsterism for you."

Lobsterism by tHe PeNgUiN oF cUm August 6, 2018

Human Lobsterism 

The "Boiled alive" effect of high pressure, high temperature steam bursting into a confined space and searing the skin off the personnel in said space. Occurs mainly on board vessels, where less than intelligent choices are made that result in human lobsterism. Related to the cooking process of lobsters, who are boiled alive and cooked to a tender perfection. You will want to avoid steamy baths at ALL TIMES.

After a screaming metal sound rings throughout the engine room...
MMC King: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN THERE

EM2 Calvert: I don't know! We were playing Wizards and ET2 Hansen cast a lightning bolt at me to I threw a wrench at him... Then he picked it up and started using it to loosen stuff... he said he was casting "Steam Jet"

MMC King: You FUCKING WIZARDS WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TOUCHING ANYTHING THAT LOOKS TOO HEAVY FOR YOU TO LIFT? HE LIKELY EXPERIENCED HUMAN LOBSTERISM! Do you have ANY idea how much paperwork I'll have to do?

Human Lobsterism by Nuclear Ordinance February 27, 2012

vag lobsters 

A term used to describe particularly large and prominent lice of the pubic region on a woman. See also: crabs

"I was about to go down on this girl but then I came up with a mouthful of vag lobsters"

vag lobsters by Sgt pussyface September 8, 2017

lobsters 

Phoebe Buffay's theory that lobsters link claws and mate for life.

The person you are supposed to be with the rest of your life.

Phoebe: (in reference to Ross and Rachel) hang in there, it's gonna happen
Ross: Okay, now how do you know that?
Phoebe: Because she's your lobster.. come on your guys, it's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. ... you can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank holding claws

lobsters by ohitssunny February 28, 2010

Lobstering 

When you jerk someone off with and oven mitt.

Susan likes lobstering Seth in between taking muffins out of the oven.

Lobstering by Jamsiey December 31, 2019

Lobsterish 

A mofo who is grabby

That mofo be lobsterish!

grabby
touchy

Lobsterish by Tia Kell May 10, 2014