Can Crusher 

A professional fighter in the sports of boxing or MMA who fights a lot of low level competition who fans refer to disparagingly as soda cans.

We'll see how solid his wrestling is in his first UFC fight. He hasn't fought anyone with the skills to test him yet. Dude is a Can Crusher!

Can Crusher by BrigsCali September 9, 2019

can crusher 

"While doing a chick on her back, you stand up, pick her hips off the ground, twist her legs, and drop down into her"

"I told the ho I was into the environment, and then pulled the can crusher"

can crusher by mattz62 May 28, 2008

Lake House Can Crusher 

Wall mounted tool used to press aluminum beverage vessels down into hockey puck sized waste. This comes in handy, especially when kocking back a box of beers and telling awesome baseball stories, while up at the Lake for the weekend to conserve trash space. These versital crushed cans can be skipped across the lake, chucked at passing skateboard punks, or even driven to Michigan to help fuel their evaporating ecomony. The Lake House Can Crusher is an essential piece of equipment for anyone who needs to display their Big Guy Energy in an eco-friendly way.

TT: Hey Bro, can you grab me another BL while you are up on the porch?

BK: You got it Buddy! Why don't you hand me those six empties under your bag chair so i can run them through the Lake House Can Crusher while I am up there.

TT: Perfect Bro! I have a meeting in Michigan this week and I can drag that bag of cans with me to cover the cost of a few bar pretzels.

Lake House Can Crusher by Falcon Thunder Fist August 11, 2021

Topsham Can Crusher 

The act of masturbating with an arizona iced-tea can in a public school bathroom.

Barry: Did you hear about those two new girls from texas?
Jerry: Yeah they were performing a Topsham Can Crusher on each other

Topsham Can Crusher by Smegma Pirate May 20, 2010

crusher can 

A 32oz can of beer (usually economy brands like Milwaukee’s Beast)

“Get me a Beast Light crusher can at the liquor store while you’re out.”

crusher can by Fluxcore December 13, 2017

can of crushed assholes 

to feel like shit after a night of drinking and to look even worse. Syn: shit run over twice.

Dude how much did you drink last night, you look like a can of crushed assholes.

can of crushed assholes by CCK March 8, 2005

can of crushed assholes 

to have an ugly face, to be unattractive.

When my sister was born my dad said her face looked like a can of crushed assholes.

can of crushed assholes by LordWatson July 12, 2003