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Pole pole 

Pole pole by Pizzlenizzle June 30, 2009

Pole to Pole

When two men are walking past each other in a confined space where they may contact each other in the genital regions.

This exception is only allowed if the men do not make eye contact, making eye contact will revoke their "man" status to Manbitch. It is preferred to pass by hole to hole than pole to pole.
Dude, that's a tight spot to pass by...better not pass by pole to pole.
Pole to Pole by Manlaw 24-7 December 16, 2008

Pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole... 

What you see when lying on yer side in da bed of a cruising pickup truck and watching da "rhythmically-wavy" line of da roadside utility-service cables going past.
If it had been da infamous "Hot Rod Lincoln" (as opposed to just a "regular" or "everyday" vehicle traveling at a "normal" 50-to-60 miles per hour) dat an observer had been riding in when watching da passing electric-wires, said wires would probably have resembled a "rapid heartbeat" EKG-line rather than just a moderate-speed "Pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole..." --- da song specifically states dat "da telephone poles looked like a picket fence".

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole 

Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.
“Mate, you want to avoid that one; I wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole!”

Pig-Pole 

1. A stick that is placed in the middle of a pile of kindling wood in order to entice the flame up and thus more quickly inflame the pile. This is used in wilderness camping when kindling may be somewhat damp. A dry Pig-Pole is placed standing in the middle of the kindling to more easily draw the flame up.

2. (by Extension) Any word, phrase, behavior, or action used to inflame a dangerous situation.
1. The kindling was just not burning well till we added the Pig-Pole. Soon our fire became warm and cozy.

2. Be careful. the crowd is unruly, so don't be a Pig-Pole and incite a riot.
Pig-Pole by Ry-Horn February 14, 2022

Piss pole 

A person who is the next level of an asshole and usually has no filter when speaking. Reaching piss pole status is not easy to accomplish and takes an enormous amount of skill projecting the right level of dickhead in every single encounter.
My boss is a piss pole.
Piss pole by Crocodile1 September 25, 2018