etard 

a noun used to describe someone who has lost most mental functions, becomes obnoxiously touchy and has problems contolling their body movements due to use of ecstacy

That etard won't stop petting me.

etard by AG July 10, 2004

ETard 

noun (rhymes with Retard).

Someone who has compromised their cognitive function by using too much "E" or ecstasy (MDMA). Common expressions of being an ETARD are diminished short term and long term memory, merciless bouts of depression, crying jags that last longer than a day, finding enjoyment in watching a blank TV screen; at it's worst, thinking Britney Spears isn't really that bad.

You do NOT want to go out with Bob, he raved so hard in his teens he's an ETARD now.

Crap, dude, stay away from that bitch, she's an etard.

We rolled so hard we wound up etards.

ETard by Steve A Holt December 11, 2006

etard 

A retard on the Internet. The combination of internet and retard.

I’m sick of all of the feminist etards.

etard by BigOops911 November 29, 2018

etard 

etard:
Someone who is a Retard Online in Chat or Forums.

Why are you such an etard?

That dude is really etarded.

etard by Mix-Master July 17, 2006

Etard 

n. an inexperienced or irresponsible abuser of ecstasy (3,4-MDMA)

If it weren't for etards, the rave scene would have such a better reputation outside.

Etard by hyperexcel June 17, 2003

Etard 

Basically the same thing as retard but with a e! Used within a body of groups to disguise retard by dropping the r and saying it with the rest to keep it on the low.

The school didn’t want people to say retard so students started etard as a substitute to be more lowkey.

Etard by Tardwrangler_5000 July 13, 2018

ETARD 

thought to be a typo of the popularly used word, retard, it is an internet retard (e-tard)

1: ETARD
2: WHAT IS AN ETARD
3: Well, it’s an internet retard
2: that doesn’t exist

ETARD by notbrightz April 10, 2021