A type of Clown originated in the east African tundra of northern North Pole. This certain type of Clown has a tendancy to Ass Behonk throught the year as a mating call.
An Ass Behonk is a type of Fart that is continual, like breathing, making an almost musical tune with every exhale.
"wow bob, did you see that Ass Behonker Clown, that was one hell of a behonking we got back there!"
"yeah earl, but I am just happy we didnt get raped by homosexual lesbianvagina penis's, the Ass Behonker Clown's main food source!"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)