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Lazy Lover 

It's early in the morning or very late at night and your partner is tired. However, you needs to git yours - so what do you do? You get their consent to use the "ass groove" as a makeshift humping device and proceed to indulge yourself like a dog doing wrong. The real question here is will the end result stay in your boxer shorts or is your partner a true champion, willing to get their back wet.
Dude, I was so horny last night that I convinced my old lady to give me a Lazy Lover.
Lazy Lover by Lazy Lover September 4, 2009

Lazy Lover 

Lazy lovers are men who roll over and make love in bed on their sides, instead of actually getting all the way on top of their lovers.
When it gets to round two or three for the night I turn into a lazy lover.
Lazy Lover by Hog Jaws April 17, 2016

Lazy Lover Syndrome 

A person who consistently performs little or no physical effort in the bedroom or other sexual activities.
My girl's got major Lazy Lover Syndrome. I went down on her for an hour and half, but when it's blowjob time, she's 'tired' after five minutes.
Lazy Lover Syndrome by C.T. Hull February 15, 2019