ERK ERK 

A sound you make, it ostensibly means "I'm going to kick your ass."

"I stole $100 right out of your bank account"
"ERK ERK!"

ERK ERK by John2019 August 6, 2019

erk and jerk 

Slang for E&J brandy.

Im goin to the store for some erk and jerk

erk and jerk by Chi-Chi January 29, 2004

Erk 

The name of a really talented, handsome, and fantastic individual. Commonly mistaken for, but not limited to: God, Jesus Christ, The president, or King Erk III. Also known as the king of the watering hole, the head honcho, the big cheese, or the boss.

James: Wow! I saw Erk at the store and i was lucky enough to get his autograph!
Derek: No way! Your so lucky!

Erk by Mynamesnotrick6000 July 20, 2010

erk or urk

More like an onomatopoeia (the word used to describe a sound). Erk/urk - to squeal tires, the sound of squealing tires. Tire burn out.

Hey, you heard that tire-squealin' in the street right after that gunshot? Yeah, they erk or urk d them tires.

erk or urk by somenothingness June 17, 2010

Erk-Ball 

A very pleasurable, fun, and spirit lifting game involving a soccer ball and two very active men. The ball is passed back and forth in a very fashionable and socially acceptable way, and both parties always win. Twists and turns are involved, and there is no sweeter victory than succeeding in the game of erk-ball.

James: Hey Erk! Lets go play some erk-ball!
Erk: LASSKOOOO!

Erk-Ball by erkball8594938495843932094 August 8, 2010

Erk N' Jerk Serp 

A concoction of E&J brandy mixed with a sedative syrup such as Hydrocodone/Hydromet/Hycodan. Similar to "sizzurp" and/or "purple drank". Syrup may or may not be cherry/strawberry flavored but is typically red in color. Recommended with Dr Pepper, Coca Cola or Jarrito's Lime Soda.

I moved from Miami to Atlanta and these cats introduced me to that Erk n' Jerk Serp! I was wasted all day!

Erk N' Jerk Serp by mr_bojiggler October 20, 2010

Erk 

to bother; get on ones nerve; to aggrevate.

You need to stop ERKing me.
That song erks me.

Erk by Naz/Cris January 29, 2009