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Callum Smith Rothie 

The definition of a skid mark on the underpants of society
Person 1 : who’s “Callum Smith Rothie”
person 2 : oh yeah he’s that giant skid mark

Callum Smith

A Callum Smith is a tool used to peel back unwanted skin. You can peel back the skin on your arms, back, legs, even your eyelids.
“Check out my new callum Smith. I just peeled my foreskin!”
Callum Smith by LexiBatterson69 December 31, 2018

callum bowden smith 

callum bowden smith, also known as callum bargainman or callum luvsa-barg, is young lad who gets off on eating two burgers and chips and ketchup in a 8:2 ratio. he is partial to temu skincare (loves a good bargain) and kayaking. he can be a bit gammy but that just adds to his charm. his hair is a clod and his big toe is unfathomably hairy. he’s prone to being a bit moody. you can often find callum in the naughty corner being hounded by older, and, quite frankly, grim, old men.
“omg!! isn’t that callum bowden smith??”
“yeah.. don’t fart next to him. he’ll have a right paddy.

Calum Smith 

The saddest boy to live on the earth because he sits inside and plays C.O.D all day
Oh look it's Calum Smith... "hey calum, you comin out" .... "naaa i'm playin C.O.D with mcatee"
Calum Smith by jayzz345 November 10, 2010

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026