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What in the kentucky fried fuck 

when something baffles you so much that you can't say anything but this, this is the only thing you can say when something baffles you so much
Person: *kills your entire team in 5 seconds
Person 2: What in the kentucky fried fuck?

What the Kentucky Fried Fuck 

Can be shortened to WTKFF, a synonym of wtf.
The colonel walks into the store to find an employee fucking the chicken sandwich, "What the Kentucky Fried Fuck!" he shouts

What in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck 

Used for the most extraordinarily confusing or weird moments, say this when the most WIERD shit goes down
hey guys what--… what in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck is this CHAT?!

Hot Crispy Kentucky Fried Fuck 

When you fuck someone using Fried Food as Sex tools.
Yo I gave my Girlfriend a Hot Crispy Kentucky Fried Fuck last night

What the Kentucky Fried Finger Lickin' Fuck

An alternative way of saying what the fuck. Is typically used to convey a feeling of surprise and/or disgust.
Homie 1: *posts some cursed shit*
Homie 2: What the Kentucky Fried Finger Lickin' Fuck

The kentucky fried chicken fucker 

Instead of masturbating like a normal person. This person is obsessed with fucking KFC Chicken. Just the smell of chicken makes them go crazy. Even the thought of colonel Sanders makes them think of nutting into some gooey KFC gravy.
James is known as the kentucky fried chicken fucker because he likes KFC a little more than most