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Klarence 

A very goodlooking man, also a loverboy, a klarence has big dick. Very strong.
Random person: oml bitcccch did. used klarence today
Random person2: yes gurlll he fine asf
Klarence by DeepIntelligent November 21, 2021

Klarance Soccer 

The man responsible for creating the game of soccer. Back in the 17th century, an African American man named Klarance was playing with a ball. When asked what he was doing he replied "I dunno." So he was immediately shot. In his memory, the shooters decided to name the ball after Klarance's last name, thus creating what we know as today as soccer.
Guy 1: Hey we should get some cinnamon pop tarts.
Guy 2: Did you know that cinnamon pop tarts were Klarance Soccer's, the inventor of soccers, favorite food?
Guy 1: Why no I didn't, what useful infomation Geoffrey.
Klarance Soccer by klrsoccer October 5, 2008

klarenbeek 

A woman who is so fat her neck has disappeared. Quite often a klarenbeek considers themself a sex symbol, however rather than giving pleasure a klarenbeek often gives sexually transmitted diseases.
Mike: Gee my cock is itchy and oozing.
Steve: Sounds like you have been with a klarenbeek.
Mike: Sure have, wanted to give her a pearl necklace but alas she had no neck so facial suffieced.
Steve: Baaaahaaaa
klarenbeek by Urban Tomato December 14, 2019

karencelled 

The cashier got karencelled on twitter.
karencelled by stankybomb32 August 6, 2020

Karenception 

The practice of accusing somebody of being a 'Karen' when their complaint was in fact completely reasonable, ironically displaying behaviour consistent with a Karen. This often leads to multiple levels of trivial disputes over whether the accuser or accusee is a 'Karen', ultimately ending in confusion.
Comment 1
'Some Karen just shouted at me for pushing in front of her in the queue'.

Comment 2
'This is a Karen comment, you're the one being a dick'

Comment 3
'#Karenception'
Karenception by BabyBlueBoy December 4, 2020
That one girl that loves alot and fears to hurt the one she loves.she lies alittle but always for a reason and usually she does so to hide the truth that will hurt his or her freinds.she is one person to hold on to always because she never backsup on what is right.klarenca is one type of a bitch that is loved mostly by ~Patricks~she is always thankful and keeps memories. Klarenca is never down to earth.and can be a hell out to someone who snatchea her man.she is also a dyke at times and can screw the hell out of someone who wrongs her.klarenca easily forgives and lets go of what doesn't make her feel like a princess .she is naughty at times.and she is a celebrity in her world to be.
Person1:who is she
Person2:that one girl that loves alot
Person 1:oooh...a klarenca
Klarenca by anonymous November 26, 2021