A butler named Quinten,
He reads the bible, and has corn hair, and people usually mistake him for a piece of corn. No, he isn't a butler, but when he was 4.5 years old, his dream was to work in the butler industry. But he doesn't even have the qualifications to work in MacDonalds. He currently sits with is face to a computer screen talking to random people.
dude: bro r u still dating Stacy?
dude 2: yeah bro, she's wack as fuck
dude: yeah i mean that sucks but I'll still bang dude 2: naw bro miss me with that gay shit
dude: well now we're in quite the pickle