Piratest 

A term used by the coolest of people to flex how much more of a pirate they are and assert their position of authority

Idiot Bully Dude: “What’s up, NERD”

Cool as heck kid: “I’ll have you know I am the piratest out of us all!”

Idiot Bully Dude: “Oh my bad man I take it back I didn’t mean it I’m really sorry please don’t hurt me”

Piratest by Absolutely_stupid April 21, 2019

pirates vs ninjas 

A popular fight between two entirely different groups. Based on two different internet subcultures, Pirates and Ninjas, as two very different stereotypes battling out to death. May sometimes have robots, cowbows, or ghosts added to it. The phrase is also used as Ninjas vs Pirates.

One Piece Nerd: Pirates would totally win in a battle between Pirates vs Ninjas!

Naruto Nerd: No! Ninjas always win!

pirates vs ninjas by SuperCowManTypePerson October 2, 2006

Pirates of the Caribbean 3 

Code name for something you did last weekend that you are too embarrassed to really admit.

"I went to my sister's college this weekend and watched Pirates of the Caribbean 3. I puked 5 times in the parking lot afterward."

Bob: "Spent the night at Kristen's."
Steve: "What did yall do?"
Bob: "We watched Pirates of the Caribbean 3."
Steve: "Very nice!"

Pirates of the Caribbean 3 by Turtle Drake October 10, 2009

pirates of the caribbean

The only Disney movie that's rated PG-13.

It's spelled Caribbean, not Carribean. Just remember carib-bean =P

pirates of the caribbean by Meerna and Schmeerna September 11, 2004

Pirates of Optimization 

Noun, plural of Pirate of Optimization.
When a group of people come together to do a half-assed job of solving an optimization problem

"Did you see that shitty-assed Pareto of the CHP, Must have been the Pirates of Optimization."
"Yeah, those guys went to Doobie-U"
-Said while looking at the blue line

Pirates of Optimization by decompresion December 21, 2008

Moonlight Pirates

Bros who meet up on Full moon evenings for Pirate cosplay.

Activities may include fencing each others peg legs, shivering each others timbers and definite ass play.

Evening ends when all participants have received a cum shot to one (or both) eyes. (Reminder to BYOE - Bring Your Own Eyepatch)

Hey did you see those Moonlight Pirates over there? Tighten your belts, clench your butt cheeks and avert eye contact!

Moonlight Pirates by Ticklepickle32 April 30, 2020

Porch Pirates 

One or more people that unlawfully enter a property with the goal of stealing newly delivered packages from the doorstep of a private home before the items have been secured.

You Buy It, We Steal It! - Porch Pirates have welcomed themselves to your door

Porch Pirates by wise_coinmaster January 2, 2018