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colt anaconda 

a large frame double-action revolver featuring a full length under-barrel ejection-rod lug and six round cylinder, designed and produced by the Colt's Manufacturing Company. Chambered for the powerful .44 Magnum and .45 Colt center fire ammunition cartridges, the Anaconda marked the Hartford, Connecticut firm’s first foray into the popular large-boreMagnum pistolmarket.Introduced in 1990
handsome guy:(walking at the street)
Gay:hey handsome want me to blow your piece?
handsome guy:sure i hope you get the"exploding result"
(the gay doesn't know about the cocked colt anaconda and he thinks it's his cock)
gay:oh my your rod is huge (then he opened the zipper and)
handsome guy:bye ass face(the gun is inside the gays mouth and he pulled the trigger)here is your exploding result
colt anaconda by marlnatomine August 14, 2010

Underwear Anaconda 

Juan sure has an Underwear Anaconda in his pants!
Underwear Anaconda by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

flaming anaconda 

When one set's fire to his partner's pubic hairs then proceeds to engage in intercourse (vaginal/anal) whilst the hairs are still on fire.
Will: Hey Debbie!
Debbie: Hey Will!
Will: Wanna come over so I can flaming anaconda your asshole?
Debbie: I'd love to but I shaved my crack this morning, next week?
Will: Sure

Anaconda Death Choke 

when one is getting head, he wraps his balls around the other person's neck and shoves his dick down their throat

Anaconda Brothers

A slang term used among gay men to refer to other men who have been topped by the same dick.
And how are you two friends?

Oh, we hooked up with the same top seperately. We're anaconda brothers.

asshole anaconda 

A huge unbroken (pop-can round) long turd that curls around in the toilet bowl like a snake.
I was taking a crap and it felt like I was giving birth to an asshole anaconda. When I was done, I looked into the bowl and saw it curled up looking ready to strike out. It was a triple double flusher before I got rid of that thing!
asshole anaconda by danofiremano December 7, 2013