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A furry animal that shall soon be the rulers of the universe. They have big ears.
"They're coming man. The monkeys. They're coming for me!"
monkeys by Skiff December 31, 2003
Species linked closely to humanity. Left humans behind and moved to space. Earth monkeys still exist on earth because they are evil and were also left behind.. Earth monkeys want to kill us... Space monkeys will be our salvation
monkeys by Nickfromstrood August 26, 2006
Soon to be the ultimate rulers of the universe. Let it be known that they really are in charge, we only hold the illusion we are. Oftentimes mistaken for the origins of man and therefore subordinate, really, they control everything!
Monkeys by Bob the Impaler March 10, 2003
Toddlers, any and all children between the ages of crawling and 5. All kids this age are wiry, curious, funny and extremely active.
Mom: "What are my monkeys up to now?"

Mom: "stop climbing all over me/your brother/sister/the furniture/the walls, you little monkey"
Monkeys by mamaO February 6, 2010
will be the ultimate ruler of the universe. they will come big sticks with spikes in them.
monkeys by Mark Boniface May 24, 2004
Referees to cops and how they always travel together like Monkeys!
Yoo lets hop the train! Chill the monkeys are right there!
Monkeys by alex5091 May 30, 2013