Smirping 

a large fatty kiss when a gross lizard tongue enters your mouth from the oldly large headed bachelor. Usually the side affect of virginity, also really small and hard nipples.

it was honestly so disgusting yet arousing when colton was smirping demi.

Smirping by icejjfish420 January 25, 2019

smirting 

To go outside of a bar or restaurant where you can't smoke and hang out with other fellow smokers while you flirt with them.

smoking + flirting

Goddammit, Silvia we need to get out of here and do some smirting.

smirting by Silvia San Martin April 10, 2005

smirpong 

beer pong except with smirnoff duh

omg dawg, lets play some fucking smirpong!

smirpong by tori haas January 7, 2007

smirking chimp

The current occupant of the White House.

Due to his appearance, actions, gestures, intelligence, and attitude George W. Bush is known as the smirking chimp.

smirking chimp by jesster79 March 5, 2005

smirking chimp

A derogatory term for George W. Bush, President of the United States, as appointed by the Supreme Court.

"That smirking chimp in the White House..."

smirking chimp by Cloudy Day March 30, 2004

Smirting 

The act of flirting with someone while smoking outside a pub

Met this dope chick last night while smirting outside the Belle Vue, got her number and she's hot for me to give her a bell!

Smirting by Richard Brooks October 17, 2007

Gayer smirking 

A smirk with so much homosexuality that only the gayest of the gays can pull it off

That was "gayer smirking" than I could ever pull off.

Gayer smirking by Foxytheboss663 January 1, 2020