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Sandy Vagina 

When somebody is cranky for a reason that does not seem to be sufficiently bad enough to bitch about.
"He got a really sandy vagina over getting a cold."
Sandy Vagina by Mike July 9, 2003

Sandy Vagina 

adj:/ title for a person who is in a bad mood.
Kyle don't be pissed off because you have sand in your vagina.
Sandy Vagina by gAZI March 24, 2003

Sandy Vagina 

Marvin, do you need some Midol and Tampax because you are being a sandy vagina today.
Sandy Vagina by Rockingrandma October 14, 2011

Sandy Vagina 

To have sand in one's vagina means to be bothered, annoyed, or angry about something. The vagina in question is a proverbial vagina; people of either gender can have a sandy vagina.

"I have sand is my vagina" is synonymous with "I'm pissed off", "I'm annoyed" etc. Often shortened to "I have sand"
I have sand in my vagina about people asking stupid questions at work.

I have vaginal sand because So'n'so is being a real jerk to me.

That's not cool at all. I have sand about that.

I have a sandy vagina because I missed out on a promotion.
Sandy Vagina by Gats-pie April 18, 2006

sandy vagina 

a male that bitches about every little thing, and crys like a little pussy.
Holy shit dude! Get that sand out of your vagina.
sandy vagina by Zedediah May 14, 2005

Sandy Vagina 

A really bitchy person, is very irritable and cranky.
Me: oh my god, we gotta get that sand out of your vagina its making you cranky, does it itch?
Dont mind him everyone, ehs got sandy vagina
Sandy Vagina by Alex Papa February 19, 2008