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The action of the number seven eating the number nine.
Boy: Did you hear about 9?
Girl: No, what happened?
Boy: 789
789 by Sound Cloud Rapper January 3, 2019
NOOOOO!! that's not the joke!! youare a liar!



It's:
"Why was 6 afraid of 7?"
"Because 7,8,9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


<Audience is supposed to crack up laughing...>

Note that I said SUPPOSED.... :)
789 by Samus Aran is awesome July 6, 2005
The punchline to a rather average joke.
Why is 10 scared of 7?

Because 789
789 by Kenthar March 18, 2003
Seven. Eight. Nine.

Seven ate Nine.
'Why was Six afraid of Seven?' (789)
'Seven, thats disgusting.'
789 by termina11yCapricious July 27, 2025

`1234567890-/*qwertyuiop[]\789-ASDFGHJKL;'456+ZXCVBNM,./123 0.

Congrats! You typed in every typeable keys before pressing enter! I'm so proud of you. Must be very bored.
I have alot of work to do but I decided to mess around so I typed in `1234567890-/*qwertyuiop\789-ASDFGHJKL;'456+ZXCVBNM,./123 0.

num lock/789-456++123enter0.enter 

The phenomenon that occurs when you reach the ultimate stage of boredom that you decide to type down the entire num pad also known as the most useless piece of shit.
Me: I'm bored as fuck
My brain: Then why don't you define num lock/789-456++123enter0.enter?
Me: Good idea!