Newton Abbot 

A tiny little town in south devon where everyone knows and has probably slept with everyone by the age of 15 which is made up of...
1. ASDA
2. Charity shops
3. Old people
4. Chavs
5. Skaters
6. Pubs
and..... that's about it

Lets go to Newton Abbot today......

What will we do?
Lets go to Asda?
Yaaaaaay!

Newton Abbot by S.17 December 2, 2011

Newton Abbot 

A large market town in south Devon inhabited by drunken Londoners and Chavs. The town became a shithole in the 1980s after Dr Beeching closed down the town’s railway works. Every street is full of Charity shops, Turkish barbers and takeaways. Large communist and Fascists movement has blighted the school’s.

“Hey man, is their a place more chavy than Birmingham?”

“Yeah, it’s called Newton Abbot”

Newton Abbot by Baconflavouredcrisps December 25, 2018

Newton abbot 

Apsolute shit heap full of roadmen, chavs and pedophiles but the market is nice for 5p sour lollies

Person 1 - Ew look at that chav over there!
Person 2 - oh yeah they live in Newton abbot
Person 1- not surprised.

Newton abbot by Pickleypucks September 15, 2020

Newton Abbot 

Newton abbot is a small town in the south Devon of England but fuck me there's loads of roadmen and chavs about, there's pubs, barbers and asda and thats about it. Everyone's a cocky shit in Newton.

Dave:Do you know newton abbot
Bob:ye it's a fuckin shithole

Newton Abbot by Aizy12 July 23, 2022

Newton Abbott 

A pointless little town .. oh and theres an ASDA

Person1: Hey do you want to go newton abbott today?

Person2: Just No

Newton Abbott by SoTrue:) July 16, 2010

Newton Abbott 

A small town in Southwest England, between Plymouth and Exeter. It is known locally as 'the most usual and uninteresting town in the known universe' for a very good reason. The mayor of Newton Abbott is a well-known pillock. So much so, that he actually halted all traffic to the town centre and closed at least 3 major roads purely in order to build an ASDA supermarket, on a site that was once a major byway.

Dude, you wanna go to Newton Abbott today?

-No thanks, I'm all out of antidepressants.

Newton Abbott by AVANA March 20, 2011