Skip to main content
When you awake in the morning and your boner has breakin through the boxer sheild. Then your mom tells your little sister to get you up and she comes in and rips the covers off. She hits it with her doll and storms outta the room.
Man, i had the worst shito this moring, my sister walked in and wacked my fuckin cock with a doll. SO I HAD TO BITCH SLAP THAT HO!!!
Shito by SQUEO + SARACO January 18, 2003
Related Words
In despasito 2 Luis Fonsi said that he took a shito
Shito by Congqetmate383 September 1, 2020

Holy shito 

T4M4RI / ADAMMURR4Y says HOLY SHITO when they are super surprised.
“HOLY SHITO… I’M SHITTING BRICKS RIGHT NOW!!”
Holy shito by ADAMMURR4Y June 23, 2023

Fuck This Shit O'Clock 

That time of day when whatever you're doing becomes so irritating that you simply have to cease immediately and exit the area. No matter what the clock states as the actual time, it is still Fuck This Shit O'Clock. Morning, noon and night, any second of any hour can become Fuck This Shit O'Clock. So named because when the moment is reached, people tend to either do a wild, exasperated hand flinging gesture or smash their hands down onto a surface and say "Fuck this shit!!" And then leave.

It should be noted that although the time of Fuck This Shit O'Clock is randomly assigned, some people hate their jobs so intensely that 5pm Monday to Friday becomes Fuck This Shit O'Clock.
"Dave, can you just run me off twenty copies of this on your way past the photocopier?"

"Sorry Sir, no can do. It's Fuck This Shit O'Clock and I'm outta here."

multiple shitosis 

The syndrome of having to shit multiple times in a day.
Friend 1: I gotta take a shit.

Friend 2: You just took one an hour ago.

Friend 1: I know I have multiple shitosis.
multiple shitosis by Oldcountryboy November 29, 2014