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Areaology 

The worship of the all-encompassing Area, AKA David Bowie's crotch. A kind of pseudo-religious cult practise that involves repeatedly watching such films as 'The Man Who Fell to Earth' and 'Labyrinth' in which the Area stars. Areaologists believe that the Area is with them at all hours of the night and day and that its presence can be linked to the creation of the Earth and all its inhabitants.
Areaology is quickly becoming accepted throughout most English-speaking countries.
Areaology by Jackie Deram August 2, 2006
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Assology 

The study of the ass proper. Most men are students of this discipline.

Assology is best studied in the summer having drinks on a patio in a high traffic zone.

Also see Assologist.
1. When I grow up I want to study assology.

2. Do you want to go to the pub and study assology?
Assology by gomaz July 20, 2005
The study of the structure of Mars. Similar to geology of Earth, areological study looks at rocks, dirt, terrain, and other physical features of the fourth planet.

Related terms include:
- areography (like geography)
- exogeology
- hydroareology (study of martian groundwaters)
- paleoareology
The areology of Olympus Mons denotes it is over 20 km tall. Areological study of the planet is difficult at such a distance, so the only areologists on the planet are Martian rovers. "Geology is the areology of Earth"
Areology by danachos July 12, 2021

assology 

the analysis and study of ass.
when i grow up i want to be an assologist.

i am going to study assology at university.
assology by veeloveshotmoms April 28, 2021

Anasology 

A school of thinking where the goal is to seek attention by adopting contrarian POVs and trying to convince others of one’s uniqueness. Followers of this philosophy have a distinct sense of fashion
“Wait, does he really believe that?”
“No, look at his pointy shoes. he obviously believes in Anasology”
Anasology by _badis November 4, 2023

Arsology 

Arsology, from Latin ars= art and logos= study, is the scientific discipline that studies art. First used by Jaime Jiménez Cuanalo at the ESAV school of art in Tijuana, Mexico and first used in a book in Arsología, Una Ciencia del Arte (Jimenez, 2008, Zona Limite)
Arsologists use arsology to make arsological studies of works of art
Arsology by Cuanalo June 16, 2016