Habf

An acronym for “hecking awesome best friend”

Can also be used as “hecking awesome boy friend” however not related to hagf, which has nothing to do with hags, but instead means “hecking awesome girl friend” it is suggested to start as habfs before moving to the latter.

If you have a habf in your life, then be grateful, because they’re a rare species that should be treasured. You can confide in your habf at all times, just make sure to treat your habf with the love, respect, and attention he/she deserves.

I can’t wait to see my habf today! We have big plans.

Habf by ZachSenpai November 21, 2018

habfnar 

A secret code word among males used to explain the cause of a spontaneous erection. Habfnar means to Have A Boner For No Apparent Reason, such as when waking up in the morning, or just at any time in general.

Pronounced: Ha-boof-nar

"Dude, I habfnar"

or

1: "Someones excited"
2: "Habfnar"

habfnar by Michael MySpace September 16, 2008

habfwam 

A word used when you are so tired that you can barely say 'tired.' It is basically a mumble.

Hab-fwam

Ha, like "hat"
Wam, like, "WAM!"

Note: proper grammar doesn't need to be used in a sentence containing the word habfwam.

I habfwam.

I's a habfwam.

Ughrrffm.. habfwam.

habfwam by Colin E. August 19, 2006

HABFNAR (ha-boof-nar) 

Half a boner for no apparent reason.

I was at my son's bris ceremony when I got a HABFNAR (ha-boof-nar) and was asked to leave by the rabbi.

HABFNAR (ha-boof-nar) by Richard Lewis III January 25, 2009