tegget

When a turtle sticks his head out, touches cloth and then retreats back into the bomb-bay doors, not to be seen again for several hours.

Whoa, I had a scary tegget earlier this morning.

by Giovanni May 20, 2003

Tengetile

The smartest girl you'll ever meet. The very definition of awesome. If you are reading this, then you know a Tengetile, and you know they are pretty much perfect. Funny, witty, and you'll wonder how you ever lived without one.

I wish I was Tengetile (I wish I was awesome.)

by joddybee March 25, 2010

tuggetmunch

an annoying person who persists in bothering others

I can't believe you are so annoying. Why are you being such a tuggetmunch?

by Sydney Frances April 21, 2011

teggert

A generally pejorative term on the same level as shit but less taboo. Can be used literally or metaphorically.
Believed to have originated in Chasetown.

When going number 2 somebody may remark, 'I am having a teg(gert)'
Or it can just mean something negative, 'Villa played teggert last season'.

by Vanbento August 14, 2006

tagget

An annoying individual that constantly applies tags to a person on Facebook, even if the image or comment is not connected to that person.

"Did you see that new video of a donkey raping a panda?"
"Yea bro, that tagget keeps adding me to stupid shit like that."

"Did you see that new video of a donkey raping a panda?"
"Yea bro, that tagget keeps adding me to stupid shit like that."

by HappyCamper337 August 12, 2015

teget

A small lump of poop

Someone's left a teget in the shitter

by Emphoneybadger October 24, 2015

tegger

From the word townie people thatthink there solid and move therearms attop when they walk allways were Fred Perry Jackets that are like £100 but they getfor free cause there cheap

O look theres a tegger he thinks he is so solid

by ihatechavs January 19, 2005