Being unable to go through an everyday social interaction with a stranger, such as a shop assistant, without making a light hearted comment which makes the situation more awkward
Friend 1 to waiter "I'll have a hot chocolate please"
Friend 2 to waiter "Excuse my child of a friend, I'll have a filter coffee please"
Friend 1 to friend 2 "See what I mean, you suffer from teejism"
A Minecraft player who censors other players when he is proven wrong or disagrees with the topic at hand. Targets individuals who he isn't fond of and strikes, finding any way possible to remove them from his life. A man with a massive ego, feels that because of his higher position he can ditch his old friends and become friends with people in higher places, only to look down upon his old friends and act as though they are toxic and disrespectful when they share jokes and have fun. Worse than feminazi in terms of censorship.
"My friend was exposed to the Teejer Effect, now he doesn't like me because I try and joke around with him."
"Mark Pat-Joe Bill-Dinosaur was banned by the guy caught in the Teejer Effect because he proved the latter wrong."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"