The Cadbury Egg comes out Easter time, it is a chocolate egg filled with a creamey gooey center. Hence giving someone a Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss is the act of fucking someone, filling their ass with cum then planting a big kiss on their asshole afterward. Anyone can perform this on anyone and you don't have to wait for easter.
The Easter Bunny gave Mother Nature a Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss, LOL
The disastrous outcome from the attempt of using a kitchen utensil to vigoursly scoop out the cream filled insides of a chocolate egg. Usually the culprit is either unaware that the icing is tenasciously adhesive, or just massively impulsive when it comes to eating. Kleenex/papertowel is not advised.
Easter weekend is generally a record bearing alottement, Chocolate sales are sky rocketing, hallmark is overflowing with cutprice deals/ subsequent mobbing, and Cadbury Nightmare 's reach a peak, with the unability for the disaster to be ressurected.
These egg shaped Easter chocolates with a hard, pastel candy shell are far superior to any other Easter candy. These are not creme filled, like Cadbury's more famous Eggs, but are solid milk chocolate. These once-a-year treats don't receive the attention that they deserve.
Small, egg shaped chocolates with pastel candy shells, sold in a purple bag. Available only at Easter.