schoonbergen 

The last name to people who normally have a first name of Justin.
They sometimes get bullied at school.
Their names can get easily confused by Shoe Burger.
They are normally an all-around guy and are pretty hot with Chilli.

Wow is that a Justin Schoonbergen

schoonbergen by Dragonzfozil September 4, 2018

Schoenberger 

The best damn time you will ever have at any given time. When a Schoenberger is invovled, you are sure to get one of three things:
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing

An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.

Most likely more than you can handle

Person of high repute: My goodness, they are quite possibly the best!

Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!

Schoenberger by ZanderKaboose March 4, 2009

Schonberger 

a dr.phil friend.
usually bald.
hates facebook...

likes to take walks for no reason.
always have fun with her.
makes people laugh like birds.
loves obama and lil wayne.

100% german
loves alcohol.

schonberger: can i use the computer?

other schonberger: NO SIR!

Schonberger by Mrs.Robb<3 March 5, 2010

Schoenberger 

Whoever shall hold this last name has great power and the ability to get two girls on him at once.

Girl 1: wow! I just got to sleep with Schoenberger last night.
Girl 2: I already know that I was on the other side of him.

Schoenberger by Savageposts October 10, 2016