When a penis gets infected and the end of it looks like well a clump of rice, kinda crispy definitely gross and is almost unbelievable.
person 1: dude, do you have super crispy fried rice?
person 2: what's that?
person 1: some disease that makes the end of your dick look like fried rice
person 2: man thats digusting!
Since I cannot independently verify Biden's mental health status or his ability to govern efficiently, I'll assume Susan Rice and Ron Klain are running the show.
To revive a cell phone that has been submersed in water by placing it in a bag of rice and agreeing to sell your soulto the devil if it works when it dries out.
I dropped my iPhone in the stupid toilet again but had a successful ricesuscitation it by sticking it in a bag of rice for 24 hours.