hershey squirts 

A particularly pernicious, nasty, form of diahhroea in which the victim feels the need to pass gas, but instead liquid shit comes squirting out resulting in a very unpleasant shitting of one's pants, often in a public or otherwise unforgiving location, far from a shithouse.

Damn, I thought I was just gonna fart, but had the Hershey Squirts and wound up shitting myself right there in the mall.

hershey squirts by Wally, the Grotee November 22, 2003

hershey squirts 

What happens when you think you was gunna fart but, shit yourself so hard you stop walking

Dude,I was talking to Kelsie and needed to fart but I just completely got the Hershey squirts on full blast

hershey squirts by Schafer The Waffer August 15, 2016

Hershey Squirts 

When you have to take a shit and all that comes out is a loud fart and a spray of shit. (Just compare to the Hershey syrup bottle when it's on it's last squirt).

Bro I had the hershey squirts today, as soon as I sat on the toilet, it started squirtin' out.

Hershey Squirts by miggelzworth October 26, 2010

Hershey Squirts 

poop, with a pastey, sloppy consistency, oftentimes escaping from the rectum in sudden jets, unexpectedly or at unfortumate times.

there was a little bit of hershey squirts on his leg as he turned to leave the room.

Hershey Squirts by johnny freedom October 27, 2005

hershey squirts 

when somebody has a severe case of hershey squirts its basically diarhea

jamal:ey man what you doin in there?
tyrone:mannn that bitchin taco gave me the hershey squirts

hershey squirts by ahmeddabuster69 June 15, 2018

hershey squirts 

horrible fiery diarreah that shoots out in squirts

tami ruined another pair of pants after a particularly acute case of the hershey squirts

hershey squirts by Anonymous July 30, 2003

Hershey Squirts 

Slang for diarreah, mud butt or the green-apple splatters.

After dinner at Don Pablos, Leroy had the Hershey Squirts like a mofo.

Hershey Squirts by asian May 13, 2004