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1. A young woman in the employ of Goddess Inc.

2. The act of disappearing quickly and leaving no trace.
"Zoni is a sadly anime obsessed geek."

"You pulled a Zoni!"
Zoni by Namae December 7, 2003
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A person from Arizona who has nothing to do so they sit at their desks and get 5.0 grade point averages. While some never see water, others fuck their step-brothers. Nobody likes them.
Hey I talked to Aubrey and Piper today.

Dude, they are such zonis
zoni by thatguyneilmcqueen January 17, 2010

anna zoni 

An Anna zoni is an iconic, amazing person. The most welcoming woman and mother of 3. Amazing homeschooler and just overall incredible
Oh I just love an Anna zoni
anna zoni by anonymous November 3, 2020
The best and mysterious girl you would ever find. She is hot and knows how to keep it cool. You will never find anyone like her. Full of wisdom.
Zonia is the hottest one in the room and when she walks in everyone is frozen.
Zonia by meornotidc December 31, 2018
To be in a state in which you are so high in marijuana that you are in a world by yourself.
I need to be zonin' right now man, I need to level my head.
zonin by monkeydude12345 December 28, 2005
a term for Ari-ZON-ans, first used by people in San Diego for those who flee the desert heat for the beaches in the heat of summer.
Man, look at all the Zonies who are here! There's no place for us regular beach folk to put down a towel and sunbathe!
zonies by Babzilicious June 1, 2011