Smudgeon 

Short person that paints

The art show features Maryland’s newest smudgeon

Smudgeon by Suzins May 27, 2018

smudgeon 

to beat somebody or something into a smudge

I smudgeoned the hare to death. There was only an ear left, a smudge you might say.

smudgeon by kim dahlroth January 26, 2005

Scudgeon 

Inside out pants with underwear embedded in them

If the kids leave one more scudgeon on their floor I’m going to flip my lid.

Scudgeon by Nosame February 13, 2021

smudgen 

Someone who is round, doughy, and soft. If the person does not have all of those characteristics, then they are not smudgen. The person is also someone who loves to indulge in high-calorie snacks, and curses like a sailor.

Wow look at that chick! Totally smudgen man!

Did you hear her speak or watch her eat? She is totally sumdgen!

smudgen by albert fergeson June 12, 2008

smidgeon 

a small amount of something, used in cooking, mechanics, etc.

er boy! jus slap a smidgeon of that dang ol' right stuff on that surface and call it good.

smidgeon by blockbfiend April 2, 2008

Smurgeon 

(SMUR-jin) Noun. An ultra-tight vagina or rectum that has yet to be penetrated by anything (i.e. Penis, Vibrator, Finger, etc.). So tight and, "Unopened" that it may cause discomfort for both parties: The, "Pitcher" and the, "Catcher."

For antonym, see: "Crupple."

John: Are you okay from last night?
Erin: Yeah, I am okay now but that hurt.
John: I thought you didn't have a smurgeon.
(Later In The Day)
Tyler: So did you get some?
John: Heck yes!
Tyler: Does she have a smurgeon?
John: Not anymore hahahah.
Tyler: Thanks for painting that mental picture in my mind.

Smurgeon by Miss I'm proud of my smurgeon March 12, 2008

Smudgens 

A little bit or small amount

I have 6 skittles, you have 8 skittles. You have smudgens more skittles than I.

Smudgens by mf34890n May 27, 2010