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saw that coming like a fat man round the corner 

Blatently obvious. If a fat person tries to sneak round a corner they will be seen, as their belly will protrude first and give them away. Hence if something can be seen a mile off, or is really obvious, it can be 'seen coming like a fat man round the corner'
Phil: 'Hey, did you hear Janice was fired?'
Butch: 'Yeah, I saw that coming like a fat man round the corner!"

been saw that 

I have already seen that.
You showin' me history on ma' niggas in the slave-ho? I been saw that, bitch.
been saw that by Lolplz October 31, 2007

i saw that coming 

an expression used when something suprises an individual and they try to look cool
a door hits a blind man

blind man: i saw that coming
i saw that coming by i am kevin wood November 27, 2005

...and that's when i saw the blood... 

a pointless-story-ending, similar to "and then i found ten dollars." when your story went nowhere, you put this on the end to make it interesting. generally used satirically to admit story-telling defeat.
cammie:well then it looked like the car had a scratch, but then it didn't really...

lila: cammie, is this story going anywhere?

cammie:...so i saw this chick, and i wanted to talk to her, but then i didn't...and that's when i saw the blood...

lila: *facepalm*