One who believes in the power of fashion. Fashionistas are typically either stylish women or homosexual men.
As an example of a successful fasionist government, they cite the period between Thanksgiving and Christmas in New York City (1999) almost religiously, in which local fashionistas overthrew the municipal government.
"Blacklist that sucker! He's a Fasionista! Keep an eye out because he'll either try to anally violate you or overthrow our government."
Often used in place of "fuck". Though it does sound quite dirty, is considered more polite--only because the word is unheard of outside Billings, Montana.
May also be used in place of "joking", or "kidding".