Brainternet 

Brainternet is the term used when you have to do some research about something you knew nothing before (news, gossips, research, homework, stalking session).

- Hey! Did you know about the wireless waterproof speakers? They come in 48 colours.
- Heyo! Nope, I have to do my brainternet.

- Hey, have you hear about her leaked nudes? Bro, she's way hotter than I exepected!
- Wow, you really made your brainternet! You stalker... Give me everything you got.

Brainternet by mymindamess March 4, 2018

Brainternets

Your brain on the Internet.

This will be a reality in the near future.

"Lucie wins at Brainternets!"

Brainternets by rmearns December 21, 2008

blinternet 

Internet sites targeted to African American culture. World star hip hop et al.

Did you see that on the blinternet?

blinternet by The real Binja March 28, 2021

Binternet 

Website or online forum where rabid feminists can disparage all things masculine.

Q: "Where's Marie?"
A: "Oh, on the binternet bitching about men. As usual."

Binternet by Duckncover May 23, 2004

Trainternet 

The internet connection available on a train.

Fuck me, this trainternet is shit!

Trainternet by Titan Tim April 11, 2016

Binternet 

when an internet connection does not cooperate with its user.

Lynn: "Why do you keep logging off of Skype? I miss your beautiful face!!"
Dan: "Don't blame me, baby, it's this stupid binternet."

Binternet by Horsecake August 27, 2009