barrel cock 

A short but wide penis

Girl 1: "He fucked me so hard last night"
Girl 2: "Was his penis long"
Girl 1: "No he had a barrel cock, but I like the girth more"
Girl 2: "Interesting"

barrel cock by Iceagebaby February 12, 2018

cock barrel 

The entire length of the penis with which projectiles are fired. ex. semen/urine, etc.

I shot a gizwad out of my cock barrel and created a "spiderman" to sexually fulfil her with.

cock barrel by suppan November 15, 2003

A Barrell Full of Cock 

Trouble. An undesireable place. A place or situation that you want to get away from ASAP!

"Great! Here come the cops... you really got us into a barrel full of cock this time!"

Can be used to say that someone is lucky:
"Man... that guy could fall into a barrell full of cock and come out with a handfull of pussy!"

A Barrell Full of Cock by Beaver Ray March 10, 2009