The next evolution of a simp. Completely obsesses over a girl who only remembers he exists when the
uber price is too high. Would drop
everything of actual importance in order to make sure this girl has reliable transportation to her boyfriends
house.
Mike: “Yo, why’d Eric get off Xbox, it’s only 7:00pm?”
Brad: “Jessica needed a ride to her boyfriends
house so Eric offered to drop her off.”
Mike: “Doesn’t he live two hours away?”
Brad: “Yea, Eric’s got The Butterworth Effect BAD.”