slimy cock
slimy cock by flfddkl February 1, 2018
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Slimy cock
When you stick your penis in a woman’s vagina and cum so many times that when you pull out there is cum all over your penis and pubic hair
Slimy cock by Yayeet_biggchungus February 16, 2019
Cock Slime
a think viscous substance originating from the shaft of the males sexual organ. Usually associated with some sort of STD, but can also occur if the guys dink is extremely sweaty or just plain gross. Watch out! cock slime is contagious and if another mans tip touches yours, your body will start secreting the stuff from your man-meat as well. On the other hand, cock slime is also a premo lubricant and assists in self-stimulation.
I rubbed my littler motherfucker raw, and it was enjoyable thanks to cock slime! Its also tasty on my eggs
Cock Slime by A-Spot January 26, 2006
Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?
Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)