jeretard 

a combo of jeremy and retard. but hes not rlly a retard. jeretard is an 8 grade boy overseas who fails at athletics, does fucking awesome in academics and is also a bra strap. he is also our GBFTNG. LOVE YA JERETARD(:

*on skype*

A: WHERES OUR GBFTNG?!

*jeremy has signed on

B: JERETARD.

jeretard by justard October 18, 2010

Jaketard 

A tubby, cookie eating son of a bitch. Prone to gorging himself on $1 Tacos on Taco Tuesday, complaining about how sick he feels, and promptly blowing out his o-ring in the office restroom. Gloriously oblivious to the fact that he's dumb as a shit sandwich. So dumb, in fact, that a Jaketard blurs the lines between deliberate obfuscation and just being helplessly fucking stupid.

Jesus, some Jaketard blew out stall #3, thank god I don't have to clean that up. Fuck me, who ate all the cookies?

Jaketard by Snorklefarm May 5, 2020

JadeTard 

An e-dater who's obsessing over a girl. Usually the e-dater a trans/femboy with 0 outside life. Another term for JadeTard is Archet.

"Dude Josh is such a JadeTard!"

JadeTard by Yoko;) June 26, 2021