Pick a hand 

When someone is annoying the utter fuck out of you or generally being a dick you may have to initiate the pick a hand. Simply ask the asshole to pick between one of your two extended hands with no further explanation, when the douchebag picks a hand you proceed to smack the shit out of them with their chosen prize. Note that if the son of a bitch is aware of the game they will most likely not pick a hand due to the obvious implications.

That piece of shit tried to hit on my girlfriend! I'm going to ask him to pick a hand.

Did you just say pineapples don't belong on pizza? Pick a hand.

Pick a hand by tokeshed January 22, 2018

ROCK BOTTOM - pick a hand

after a jenkin drop'n'pop, taking your handful of semen, and picking up a piece of poop in the other hand, then with both hands behind your back, approaching someone and telling them to pick a hand. Placing the chosen item in his/her hand, and slapping them in the face with the other. Not to be performed on friends.

A man was murdered this weekend after performing a ROCK BOTTOM - pick a hand.

ROCK BOTTOM - pick a hand by James Delaware November 11, 2010