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When someone is annoying the utter fuck out of you or generally being a dick you may have to initiate the pick a hand. Simply ask the asshole to pick between one of your two extended hands with no further explanation, when the douchebag picks a hand you proceed to smack the shit out of them with their chosen prize. Note that if the son of a bitch is aware of the game they will most likely not pick a hand due to the obvious implications.
That piece of shit tried to hit on my girlfriend! I'm going to ask him to pick a hand.

Did you just say pineapples don't belong on pizza? Pick a hand.
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by tokeshed January 22, 2018
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