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It's a way of life ,, to do bigger & better things
I'm doing better then I was yesterday you know that's a whole lotta upshit !!
Upshit by Upshit January 21, 2018

dick upshit 

Something that happens when you fuck shit up.
If Billy isnt careful, hes going to Dick upshit if im not careful.
dick upshit by Bill W April 5, 2004

up shit creek

To say that someone is up shit creek is to imply that he or she or it is in real jam.
I didn't study for my final exam; I'm up shit creek.
up shit creek by Cranberry Bob January 12, 2020

Up shit creek without a paddle 

In Australia it means that you're in a lot of trouble, with no foreseeable way out.
"Oh man, I can't believe I lost my paperwork; that stuff took me hours and it needs to be in by tomorrow!"
"Sounds like you're up shit creek without a paddle, mate."

unshit yourself 

It is a Portuguese expression, translated to "desenmerda-te!", that is used when you want to say to someone that they're stuck in the mud and they need to sort their stuff out.
Nao ha comboio hoje? Vens a pe! Desenmerda-te! Tens de ca vir ter - Is there no trains today? Come on foot! Unshit yourself. you've got to come here!
unshit yourself by EnergyTraveller October 11, 2016

unshittify 

To improve upon a preexisting condition of extreme foulness and/or shittiness.

Antonymns - shittify, ruin, condemn, soil, foul
His day was horrible, and he decided to unshittify it by going to the beach and drinking a jug of wine.
unshittify by soda0629 April 24, 2007