Sidetracking 

When a joint burns unevenly. Canoeing

Oh man watch out that j is sidetracking.

Sidetracking by Snoopyluvver April 23, 2018

Sidetracking 

1. (Verb) the act by where one lies naked, on either side, and uses a portion of a train set to fondle themselves. If using a a train, the person may wear a conductor's hat and say All Aboard, Choo-Choo at the moment of climax.

2. (Verb) a sexual act by where two individuals begin to partake in coitus which is then interrupted by one suddenly remembering the newest episode of Scandal is on and the DVR isn't set. The remaining individual cries, watches midget porn and looks for exes on Tinder.

Damn, Renae. You need to get over here to Hollywood's house and start sidetracking yourself.

Sidetracking by Pshur December 1, 2016

sidetalking 

1. Using a Nokia N-Gage as a cell phone, thus appearing to hold a sideways taco to one's face.

2. Mimicing the use of a Nokia N-Gage as a cell phone.

3. Holding anything up to your face sideways and talking into it.

I was sidetalking when I held that Super NES up to my face sideways and took a picture of myself talking into it.

sidetalking by The Sound Guy November 3, 2003

sidehacking 

A stealth form of male masturbation performed while wearing pants, typically in a semi-public setting such as a movie theater or while driving. In order to sidehack a man must first position his penis along his inner thigh. He will them stimulate the penis by rubbing or stroking his inside thigh through his pants.

You see that hot chick at the bar last night?

Yeah, I was sidehacking it the whole way home.

sidehacking by sidehacker October 2, 2006

Sidetrackage 

"Sidetrackage" happens when you watch too many youtube videos and you lose track of what you were supposed to be doing.

I had some nasty sidetrackage last night when I should have been doing homework.

Sidetrackage by Pork Edwards September 8, 2009

sidetalking 

it's what you do with a Nokia N-Gage. you talk in it's side!

thank god i got the sidetalking feature on my n-gage. otherwise the screen would keep getting nasty from my face grease.

sidetalking by bessie31 May 16, 2011