The green gas goblin, aka Unvoicedzoo is a deformed fatass that sneaks into peoples attics and farts green gas. He tries to get pay back from everyone that said to him he farts green gas and how he doesn’t shower. Watch out for him, his farts can kill anyone in a second. The only way for him to disappear is if you say, thats not funny
Yo the green gasgoblin is back!
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The warm and fuzzy feeling one gets after becoming ecologically enlightened; usually induced by listening to a ruddy south-westerner talk about off-the-grid construction, having an Australian permaculturist walking you through a food forest, or watching a Discovery Channel film about nature.
This is usually coupled with a gereric environmental-personal-responsibility lecture on the come-down when given by ecologically inclined scientists, often mistaken for global warming rhetoric by the less educated.
"I just had a greengasm after learning how to build an earthship from Dennis Weaver! It was great until he made me think about global warming..."
"That Audi commercial is like green-rape; I think I had a dirty greengasm after watching it. I have to go shower now."
"Geoff Lawton gave me multiple greengasms. I can't wait to watch that one again!"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"