gernie 

He’s that guy, tha guy that tries to fit in but fucks it up so much that the people laugh enough to accept him

Look at this guy, he’s such a Gernie
“But he’s funny though”
Yeah, let’s invite him over

gernie by ThatGuy48292 December 13, 2017

gernie 

a friend of your parent

person 1: My gernie J made the turkey for thanksgiving last year!
person 2: Ooh, nice! All my gernie did was break the stool by farting...
person 1: What in the world..?

gernie by wade00194 January 8, 2025

Genie Fuck 

When a man needs to pleasure 5 females or males at once by using a combination of a Bosnian See-saw while one is pleasured orally and two with the use of the hands.

Dude I can believe my eyes, I walked in on my roomate last night and he was performing a Genie Fuck

Genie Fuck by 1_Wish_Genie June 28, 2018

geRietveld 

The act of not giving money back to the person you've loaned it from.

Person 1:"I loaned a friend 30 euro and he didn't give it back!"
Person 2:"Oh man, you just got geRietveld"
Person 1:"This is going to take me weeks and weeks to get back!"

geRietveld by Stilborn October 1, 2007

Genie 

Small, adorable, friendly Asian girl. She has long lucious hair that looks fantastic when it's curled with her token curling iron. Loves to party and knows how to party right. She is guaranteed to win a dance-off. Extremely friendly and loyal UNTIL YOU PISS HER OFF! 3 strikes and you're out of her books. If you mess with her or any of her girls you better be prepared to face the concequences.

Person 1 "Did you see that small, gorgeous girl?"
Person 2 "Ya that's my pocket friend."
Person 1 "She's hot!"
Person 2 "She's GENIE!"

Genie by anonymousgirlzrule February 4, 2010

Genie in a Bottle 

Someone who can “make your wish come true” if you rub them the right way. The meaning can be as innocent or as sexual as you wish it to be.

“ If you wanna be with me, baby there's a price to pay. I'm a genie in a bottle You gotta rub me the right way. If you wanna be with me, I can make your wish come true. You gotta make a big impression (oh yeah). Gotta like what you do.” -Christina Aguilera

Genie in a Bottle by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Blue Genie 

When you're blowin' out a chick and she's riding you with her legs wrapped around you as you sit on a reclining office chair.

Hey, Ron. You bang that broad from work? Yeah, I gave her the ol' Blue Genie.

Blue Genie by mattyboy0105 September 24, 2013