Bitejob 

A bad, toothy blowjob.

Ralph: How did it go with the girl you took back from the bar last night?

Robert: Not so good, I softened up after 5 minutes of a painful bitejob.

Ralph: Man that's too bad.

Bitejob by MSUDersh December 27, 2010

Bitejob 

A blowjob, wherein shortly after reaching orgasm, the giver of the blowjob will take a cheeky bite of the recipient's cock, and then eat it.

Doctor: "So how did your penis become dis-attached from your body sir?"
Man: "My Ex gave me a Bitejob".

Bitejob by ZacTheCannibal November 30, 2017

Bikejob 

The process of seducing an unknown member of the opposite sex and getting them to fellate you whilst sitting on a bike.

1) I was taking my new Schwinn out for a ride last night and came across a jogger, whom I seduced to the point of receiving a bikejob.

2) Mike got a bikejob last night while he was biking on his paper route.

3) Alex happened upon a bike at the edge of the road and got a bikejob by the time he got to the end of the block.

Bikejob by Hybrid1989 March 21, 2009

bite job 

To stimulate an erect penis with ones teeth, resulting in bloody discomfort.

Andrew: wow, Kieth Beven just gave me a massive bite job and shredded my cock.
Graham: How much did it bleed?
Andrew: About a pint, it was so wet.

bite job by Mr Sandy Gee May 28, 2008