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A drug dealer with a family.
PrOVIDer
A unique variation of the widely known and wildly selfish and batshit crazy female gorilla, also known as the ‘Karen,’ who are known for their characterisations as toilet paper hoarders, or anti-maskers, who pour their blood, sweat, tears, and whatever remnants of their dignity into the advancement of COVID-19, for the hope they envision that they put more people six feet under than six feet away.
NEWS: “Scientists have confirmed the existence of a new human species, separated from the Homo Sapiens, known as the PrOVIDer. From the current information we have, scientists hypothesis that they are a distant chain of humans broken off from the Homo Sapiens sixty thousand years ago. And we also have warning that they are dangerous, so should you approach them, prepare to convert to theism—if you have not—because you will spend the next ten days of your life praying that you never met them. Don’t forget the therapy fees.”