mittel 

A person (usually a guy but also sometimes a girl) who sucks so much cock. Sometimes they can't even get enough.

Yo I thought my girl was sexy, but now I see she's such a mittel

mittel by Muthafuckenayyy November 28, 2017

meine Mittel der Kennzeichnung

englishMe it's me...I speak in back translated gibberish on message boards that never makes much sense, and I sign my name with types of boxes translated into german/english

Ich spiele nicht wasser-polo mehr,
Mein Pferd ertrinkt!
- ICH

I am meine Mittel der Kennzeichnung, and my name means, "my name here", sincerly yours, Schuhkasten

meine Mittel der Kennzeichnung by meine Mittel der Kennzeichnung September 13, 2004

Christopher mittel 

Phx Ninja 42 juGGalo a...awesome amazing man that will always have your back and is loyal af to a fault and is a mine

Christopher mittel is truely and honestly the man of your dreams dont let him get away

Christopher mittel by Stephanie fiore February 17, 2021

Michigan Mittens 

The act of fingering 2 women at the same time on a cold winters day "Michigan Mittens"

Troy had to walk a mile in the snow to get to the party, luckily a couple of girls let him try on some "Michigan Mittens"

Michigan Mittens by LK411 February 28, 2021

Wrinkled Beef Mitten 

Female Genitalia

What a gorgeous wrinkled beef mitten

Wrinkled Beef Mitten by patriotsfan911 November 20, 2010

bitch mittens 

Gloves. Specifically, gloves worn while rowing, lifting weights, or doing any other activity that normally causes a person to develop callouses on his or her hands. Refusal to remove and dispose of these gloves earns the wearer the title "Princess Bitch Mittens."

"Uh oh. Lisa snuck her bitch mittens into the boat again."

bitch mittens by yay_fisticuffs November 5, 2012

Trixie Mattel 

Trixie Mattel (Brian Furkus) is beloved drag queen from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Now living in WEHO. She appeared on RuPauls Best Friend Race season 7 and All Stars 3, in which she won All Stars 3 (rightfully so). She also has a hit TV show on Viceland with fellow Drag Race alumnus Katya Zamolodchicova. She uses over the top makeup skills to look like a doll.

Trixie Mattel didn't rob Shangela of the All Stars 3 crown.

Trixie Mattel by katyasfagash June 3, 2018