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Ball Cramps

To have a cramp begin in either your legs or stomach, eventually the pain spreads to your balls. it feels like being hit in the balls with a sledgehammer.
dammit, dude, i had a leg cramp and it started to spread, and now i have ball cramps!

*passes out from pain*

ball cramps

Periodic soreness or tightening of the male genitalia. Often coincides with a woman's menstrual cycle due to a lack of sexual contact.
Hey girl not tonight, I still have MAJOR ball cramps.
ball cramps by anfernee April 28, 2007

band camp ball lick 

When one male, often resembling a mole, by choice or otherwise, licks another males genitals while attending band camp from grades 7-9
Man did you hear about last weekends band camp ball lick?
band camp ball lick by Big Tunaaa February 5, 2010

ballchamp 

A ballchamp is a person who loves having testicles in and around their mouth.
Danny is a total ballchamp!
ballchamp by Donalddickdastardly.. November 7, 2015

Bellcramp 

When you are unable to fulfil sexual activities due to tiredness or muscle cramps during.
Person 1 : “what happend?”
Person 2 : “I’m sorry, I Bellcramped… it was too physically demanding
Bellcramp by Lechsmyd pact June 12, 2025
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026