knock-knocks

slang for Jehova's Witnesses. Due to the fact that they come knocking on your door almost every damn saturday morning when ur trying to watch cartoons or eat breakfast. They feel compelled to interrupt your important free weekend morning by telling you about how god loves you and such.

I was beating off to some ill ass porn, then the knock-knocks came callin and I had to put the beef away. I got pissed, drew a pentagram on my forehead and answered with a massive boner, informing them that I had found solice in satan and blasphemy. I asked them if I could get back to having sex with this downs syndrome girl I had picked up at the bus stop. They haven't been back since.

knock-knocks by Destructive Criticism April 27, 2005

knock-knocks

A sensual nickname of the human breasts

"hey babe" you know who had some great tits? Tiffany! yeah she had some great knock-knocks

knock-knocks by knockey knocker August 27, 2020

Knock-Knock Joke

A joke made about a caller at the door. It usually ends up as a play on words.

The structure of a knock-knock joke is as follows:

Person 1: Knock-knock.

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: (Phrase A).

Person 2: '(Phrase A)' who?

Person 1: (Phrase A) (funny punch line).

Here is a knock-knock joke:

George: Knock-knock.

Reginald: Who's there?

George: Em.

Reginald: 'Em' who?

George: Emphysema! So you better quit smoking!

Knock-Knock Joke by Diggity Monkeez May 20, 2005

Knock knock zoom zoom 

When you knock on a random persons door then run away.

Bad kids in the neighborhood: “y’all wanna play knock knock zoom zoom”

Other kids: “yeaaaaa”

Knock knock zoom zoom by Eat.toilet.paper0002 April 26, 2020

knock knock ginger 

A prank typically played by children where the prankster knocks on the victim's door or rings their doorbell and runs away thus leaving the victim with no one at their door.
Also the name of an indie pop band based in Waterloo, Ontario who have been together since 2004 and have released two self-produced EPs entitled Hurry! (2005) and Based on a True Story (2006). They have performed at mostly small venues around Southern Ontario and have played the University of Waterloo's Canada Day festival and the Halifax Pop Explosion. There is currently a full length LP in the works right now.

Hey, let's go play knock knock ginger on that kid's house!

knock knock ginger by SJL1138 September 23, 2007

knock knock 

Popular children's game derived from William Shakespear's "Macbeth" - Act 2, Scene 3, line 7, "Knock, knock! Who's there, in th'other devil's name?.."

Knock knock?
Who's There?
Hooh.
Who hooh?
No im not an owl, im Hooh.

knock knock by MadScientist February 24, 2005

knock knock ginger 

A game played by 8-14 year olds whereby you knock on someone's door, run and hide. It's funnier if you pick the same house a few times and tempt fate. This term is used in Western Canada, particularly the prairies. Same game as Nicky Nicky Nine Doors (Eastern Canada), and Knock Down Ginger

Let's play knock knock ginger on the teacher's house.

knock knock ginger by Al68 August 27, 2005